December 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
January 2010
15 posts
Impending Talk
So, she wants to have a talk with me, but what about? It’s hard to consider the possibilities, but I have a few questions:
Does she want to be friends?
Does she want closure?
Does she want me to dish on everybody else’s business?
Does she want to blame me for something?
I can’t answer any of these questions, but I do know that I have to talk with her tomorrow. Joy. ...
Tumblarity Went Poof
I’m not sure why, but the whole reason for my obsession with this site, Tumblarity, is now gone. I hope it comes back with a more precise system. Competition makes me want to post more interesting shit, I guess.
Almost Over
So my sickness is almost over, I think. I’m doing much better today than I have been for the past two days. I’ve also been thinking about becoming a bounty hunter. It seems like a fun job, plus you don’t need a warrent to re-arrest someone. This is going to be my bestest plan like ever!
Happy New Year (I'm Late!)
So, I’m getting sick and I think it’s more than just alergies, so boo for that. However, Jaide’s in town, so yay for that! She’s looking fine as hell, eyeing me from across the room in her purple shirt. Anwyay, I’m addicted to my Wii. I have a lot of good games for it now and its motion sensor capabilities are more than just a novelty now. Wii Resort is INSANELY...
I love Placebo so much! My friend Sharissa...
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December 2009
10 posts
Books-A-Million Broke My Wallet, But Acid Broke My...
When I went shopping with Sarah the other day in Monroe, I realized that most of my money went to buying books at Books-A-Million. Most of them were gifts, but there were some gems that I just couldn’t pass up. I believe that everybody should read two books in their life: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Sense and Sensibility and Seamonsters, two remixed Jane Austin novels. How badass...
I don't know why, but....
I really love the term ‘Lezzing out’. I know I used it before I ever saw it on South Park, but it’s hilarious to this day. Like, I’ll say it, and just start laughing. Like, “Hey, Sarah, Kiki, quit lezzing out in there!” ‘Scissoring’ is also pretty funny to me. I dunno why, but it’s just the funniest thing right now. Then again, I’m...
Back for good
So I’ve decided to tumbl more often for the sake of all my friends. Anwyay, we’re on break (FINALLY!) and tomorrow is Yule (pagan Christmas), so we’re having a giant massive meal/gathering at the Trinity house for it. Chiristmas with the folks should be interesting. Aaron’s got a big head and a petseleh. Love to all!
-Your Queen
November 2009
1 post
I'm Back! (again)
Okay, so I haven’t had time for Tumblr since school started, but I’m going to try to get back into it. I love all you bitches dearly!
May 2009
7 posts
Shameful Addiction Confession Time!
So, my shameful addiction confession is…I’m strangely intrigued by Lady GaGa. I don’t know why…but…it’s like…crack. As in she’s on crack. I love her music though, which…is weird. Maybe it’s so bad it’s good. Or..just really bad.
I'm done, bitches!
I just did four papers in Spanish in under an hour…that’s some beast ass shit right thurr!
I can’t wait to spend summer with my homegurls! Gah…I can already taste it.
It tastes like Sharissa’s vagina.
They'll never take me alive!
Every time I look up at Wiley Tower, I think about how much easier it is to jump off the roof to the ground than to write all of these fucking papers.
On the bright side, Sharissa and Jaide should be up here in at least a month’s time, so things will be all gravy then!
Question of the Week
Where should I try hardest to work: a gas station or Applebees?
To Pee On (in the bad way) List
1. Greg
2. Sarah-Ann
3. Harpreet
Surely more to come.
BLOOP!
Bloop! is the official sound for when a boob pops out of a chick’s top. Such a horrible tragedy happened while Puff was at work when his bat-shit crazy roommate came in wearing her stripper clothes (seriously, she’s a stripper in Monroe…don’t know why, what with the fact that I look better in a corsette…seriously…) and all of a sudden…BLOOP!
Oh, the...
April 2009
1 post
Sick!
So, I can’t breathe. Woot. However…
I GET TO SEE JAIDE THIS WEEKEND! I can’t fucking wait!
I wish I were drunk off cough syrup right now…
March 2009
5 posts
Cigarette Review of the Week: Mistys
I fucking love Mistys, and I’ll tell you why. I think I have about five reasons:
1. The Look: There are two types of Misty Cigarettes that they sell at my favorite cig spot in Ruston:
Misty Lights and Misty Menthol Lights.
Look how fucking pretty they are! The Misty Lights are sporting a FABULOUS shade of cerulean, while the Misty Menthol Lights are the hot new item this season draped...
Mueve tu cintura como todo columbia! + Wedding...
Okay, so the wedding…wow.
First of all, there was no concept of “bride’s side” and “groom’s side”, which was confusing. The ushers (my brother and cousin) weren’t really doing their job so much as visiting with people in the foyer. Anyway, the seating for myself was as follows:
|X_____X___X____X__________| <-(Back row)
Elisha Me John Dad
...
Weddings! ARGH!
So, my aunt’s wedding is tomorrow, and I honestly don’t know what I think of that. She’d been not only my favorite family member, but one of my closest friends up til college. I guess she’s been busy with her boyfriend/fiancé over the past year, but I only saw her about three times, which makes me sad.
I’m happy for her, but I wish I didn’t have to go to a...
Books...
Books for my three literature classes this quarter cost $184.40….plus $12.90 (don’t ask….). That’s actually not too bad, considering that’s minus the book that carries over from last quarter that I can use.
Okay, so I’ve decided that with my refund, I’m totally going to see Leslie Hall (and Jaide!) in Houston, Texas. Whoo! Hear that, Jaide? I’m...
The Rant: Bonnaroo
Now that finals are all over and done with, my focus has been turned to the fact that a friend of mine is going to Bonnaroo. Granted, Regina won’t be there this year, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t want to go to the expensive ass concert experience of the season! Well, my friend, being the bitch that she is (oh, you know I love your crazy bitch ass!), has just posted that...
February 2009
6 posts
Spanish...eep...
My final in Spanish is a day late and I still haven’t finished it. HELP!!!!
I'm a sexy bear, I'm a young money sexy bear!
Smoking certain things makes you only want to laugh, watch cartoons, drive, and sleep. Well, at least I had the best Carnival break EVER! If only Jaide could have been here….in Sharissa’s vagina.
On the downside, I have to turn in a take home spanish final tomorrow, I have to write a paper due last monday for the same class, and I have a presentation on the last day of...
Camel Turkish Royals and Giardia
I swear to Goddess…Camel Turkish Royals are absolutely the worst cigarettes I have ever smoked. I even prefer Marlboro Reds to them, and I’m definately a Marlboro Smooths kinda guy. I’ve decided that from this day forward all Camel Turkish Royals shall be declared to be as pretentious as the assholes that actually like to smoke them.
In fact, I hate Camel Turkish Royals so...
P.S. (@jaide)
Jaide, I loved the gift on Facebook! Sorry you lost your wallet, though. I’m thinking of taking a trip to see you if I can land a job at Jefferson Corner, so be on the lookout, playa!
Delayed
I blame the breaks. We have like a month left in this quarter and I still feel like I haven’t done anything in any of my classes. I guess it’s some form of educational jetlag or something.
Anyway, things are going good for me. I’ve been to a lot of parties with friends lately and I’ve discovered three things:
1. Everyone not only hates everyone else, but they talk shit...
Papers Suck
I’d have so much more time for Tumblr and…well…everything else if not for all these damn papers they keep assigning me! Three papers…one down, two to go. Oh, and one of them is in Spanish. Shoot me now!
On the bright side, Metric will be putting out an album soon this year. Can you feel it? It’s the feeling of EUPHORIA! *breaks out into Rhianna-like dancing*
January 2009
5 posts
How a Hawk Broke One of My New Guitar Strings
Because of an error in tuning while I was trying to learn Season Poem by GatH, I recently popped my G-String. Laugh away, ladies. Thankfully, dad ghetto-rigged up a string that works great (even if it’s meant for electric guitars) and I’ve been picking away at Season Poem ever since.
Except now I can’t feel my fingers on my left hand. Oh, and they’re bleeding. Man, I...
Renada
Definition: 1. Rebirth; 2. Super-nothing
That kinda defines this week so far. Two of my good friends finally made up and are working on being best of buddies again…I can feel all other problems in our little group just melt away as we become a family of alcoholic smokers again.
Other then that, nothing’s been up. I need to crochet a scarf to survive the cold mornings of Ruston and...
How To Get A Police Escort
Me: Oh, Jess, I had a dream last night that you set another building on fire.
Jess: Did I quit work, light up a cigarette, and toss it into the used grease bin before riding off into the sunset on my motorcycle again?
Me: Actually, you were going to go out for a cigarette break and it started raining cats, dogs, and mackerels. You know, the fish. So you lit up in the middle of Tolliver and ended up burning the place down with a smile.
Jess: Speaking of arson, did I tell you about the what happened in the Financial Aid Office?
Me: N-No...
Jess: Well, the gave me the run-around for a few months about my student loans, and I went down to see them again a few weeks ago. I told them that I had done their goddamn forms five times already and it isn't my fault if they lost them all, then I asked them if they just didn't want to help me. So they start trying to cover their asses and told me I needed to see another department again, and I said, 'Listen...you're going to help me get my goddamn money. I've done the procedure like twelve times and you keep fucking it up, so you better start helping or start running.' Then I lit up right in the middle of the Financial Aid office.
Me: No fucking really...
Jess: *nods* Then the Tech police escorted me out of the building.
Me: The more I hang around you, the more I think my random dreams about you burning establishments to the ground are actually more like psychic visions.
Jess: *shrugs* Eh...